February 2012
i find this funnier than life. →
I find this incredibly funny.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: chest
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
me: ignores responsibilities and goes on internet
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benefits of dating me
you look more attractive by comparison when i stand next to you